THA DRINK JOKE

lady: Do you drink?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many daily?
Guy: 3.
Lady: How much per bottle?
Guy: $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 bottle is $10.00 and you have been
drinking 3 daily which puts your spending per
month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been
$10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting
for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending
total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't drank, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have by
now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari??