WHO IS SMARTER?

Last week,my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I
don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said,
“WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just
not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a
man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not wat I
do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing
was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The next day I took off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went
shopping at a big department store. I walked
around with her as she tried on several very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She
wanted new shoes to go wit her new clothes, so I
said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry counter where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so
excited. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her
for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said,
"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I
could hardly contain myself when I blurted out,
"No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went
completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to
HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch
with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just
when she had this look like she was going to kill
me,
I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am
and not for the things I buy you?